Putting The "S" Back Into Words That Never Had It!
As of late, I've been seeing ads for a specific brand of shoes: Sketchers. There's quite a number of them in the mall at the moment. You might have seen them yourself already, in either the male or female version, where the guy or girl in question is amidst this colourful montage of scenes where they are a spy/superhero/blatant rip-off of James Bond and Kill Bill. From your evil mad scientist being protected by Japanese high school girls with swords to the guy romancing some tango dancer in his hotel room, no contrivance has been left uncopied.
My distate for this copycatting aside, what really has my eyebrow arching is the caption they have for the shoes their featured action models are wearing. Now I'm pretty sure something is off here. My keep and sharply-honed intuition is telling me that some miniscule thing is awry. Perhaps you can help. Here's the caption:
Sketchers Shoes. We put the "S" back in action.
Now I'm no expert at spelling, but last I checked 'action' did not include the letter 's'. Unless they're referring the actual phonetic way of sounding it out: ak-shun. Or perhaps there's a global conspiracy (courtesy of the Evidence Mice, of course) to eliminate the letter 's' from the English language.
Either way, it's still a silly ad and someone should be fired for having thought it a good idea. But that's just me ranting, and probably more than a little vindictive at the moment.
And speaking of the Evidence Mice, here's another update/coded message of warning cleverly disguised as spam!
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Yes, it appears the Evidence Mice are beginning to take a more open assault against humanity in their bid for world domination! The first line alone should chill the blood of any good Canadian (or beer drinker). 'Bottle of beer behind is magnificent'? That can mean only one thing: the Evidence Mice are planning to subdue us by either destroying our beer supply or else holding it for ransom. In light of the Canadian beer company, Molson's, just having been bought out and merged with The Coors Company, this is serious. It's possible that the Evidence Mice will slowly water down good, decent beer, and this is their first step towards achieving their diabolical goal!
If we examine the next line, we can see that I am not alone in my struggle against the Evidence Mice. Taxidermists the world over are joining forces to save our beer. And the 'revered boy' spoken of alludes to the leader of this rebellion.
I'm not entirely sure what deep-sea fishing has to do with satellites, but it might be that seafood is being targetted next. My sashimi supply might dry up. I fear.
And after that, they're going to curse all the traffic lights in the world to create massive gridlock in all the major cities! Not that anyone in Toronto will really notice; it's always gridlock. And then after that, they're going to target one of my favourite Anime fansub pimps! Ferd, if you're reading this, you may want to start stockpiling weapons and discs. And if you get captured...can I call dibs on your Anime collection?
And then there's this
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Today's Lesson: there is no "S" in action.
posted by Phillip at 11:34 AM
